Mar 26, 2011

The Hard Place....

I know you have been there. Between the rock and the hard place. I am in such situation as we speak. I find it hard to believe that someone as lazy as I am to find myself in this type of situation. I am walking on eggshells every moment of everyday. Normally I would tell everyone to take a flying leap, or at the very least tell them where the bear shits. For some reason I just can't do it this time around. Insanity would almost be a welcome relief at this point.
   Like so many times before, I would LOVE TOURETTES SYNDROME!!! Yeah I'm sick and I must not know what I am saying. But of all the whacked out diseases out there, that is the one I want. My gorgeous wife has done research on the disease for school, not making either of us pros in the field but the ability to spit, slap, swear and twitch without control is AWESOME!! It's like who gives a crap what you say, it's not you it's the disease. You cannot control what happens it just does!
Here is what I am talking about.

Wasn't that lovely? don't you wanna be a pepper too?

4 comments:

  1. dude, I crap you not, I have felt that exact same way. Wishing I could just spew out all the words in my head, but I'm afraid of how ugly I will look if I do. If only...

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  2. Thank you Julie B. I appreciate you!! I am glad I am not the only one out there that feels this way!

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  3. I just need to say... Yeah. Exactly.

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  4. you know you both have a disease!! let me have one. one of you cant stay awake and the other can't remember shit!! but I still love you both very much. Thank you for your support!!

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