The Hard Place....

I know you have been there. Between the rock and the hard place. I am in such situation as we speak. I find it hard to believe that someone as lazy as I am to find myself in this type of situation. I am walking on eggshells every moment of everyday. Normally I would tell everyone to take a flying leap, or at the very least tell them where the bear shits. For some reason I just can't do it this time around. Insanity would almost be a welcome relief at this point.
   Like so many times before, I would LOVE TOURETTES SYNDROME!!! Yeah I'm sick and I must not know what I am saying. But of all the whacked out diseases out there, that is the one I want. My gorgeous wife has done research on the disease for school, not making either of us pros in the field but the ability to spit, slap, swear and twitch without control is AWESOME!! It's like who gives a crap what you say, it's not you it's the disease. You cannot control what happens it just does!

Here is what I am talking about.

Wasn't that lovely? don't you wanna be a pepper too?

Merry New Year from the Party Pooper!

    I am not one who loves to celebrate mediocrity, but it seems the world loves any excuse to throw a bash. In this case I speak of New Years Eve. Yup, I hate this "Holiday." It is the epitome of mediocrity!! My wife has a hard time with me not liking said holiday, but here is the reasoning that I have for my feelings. First and foremost, who the hell wants to start anything over? sure as the sun rises it ain't me. Second with all the crap that happened last year why have a holiday that celebrates the fact that you get to do it all over again. Seriously everyone that I know that has made a new years "resolution" forgot or was to lazy to see it through. If you have to wait 365 days to fix anything, I am afraid you are so into it that you won't change regardless.
   The other suggestion put to me was that it was a great time to reflect upon the good from the year before. Sorry don't need a piss poor holiday for that. I understand that this holiday is inevitable and just because I don't like it doesn't mean it ain't comin' around again I just think the idea is ludicrous.
   I guess there is one good thing that comes out of this "holiday" and that is we are one year closer...............